How to eat a chocolate rabbit

[pbray]

Take the chocolate bunny personality test.

In my family there is a ritual to devouring the bunny.

First, pick up the bunny.

Second, swing the bunny and whack its head hard against a flat surface, such as a table or counter. This will stun the bunny.

Third, while the bunny is stunned and unable to feel pain, bite the head off. You may now gnaw on the rest of the bunny at leisure.

Yes, this is how we eat chocolate rabbits in our family--a tradition that has been passed on from one generation to the next. I never gave it much thought until I stunned my college roomates as I casually picked up a chocolate rabbit, whacked it against a desk, bit the head off, then asked what they were staring at.

Comments

[hundakleptisis.livejournal.com]

LOL I love it. I can see a rather funny novel in there too :)

S.J.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Well for an SF writer, it's a great insight into unconscious assumptions, and how the cultural traditions of one tribe will be completely mystifying to another.

Plus, of course, it's all about the chocolate.

[hundakleptisis.livejournal.com]

Hope you don't mind but I wrote a 1024 character ficlet (http://ficlets.com/stories/1804) based on this blog, and let them all know you drove me to this mad moment of creativity.

Some days it just doesn't pay to be born English, and eccentric.

S.J.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

>>Cool,” Dan said. “Let’s show you to the boss.”

Hee! Cute story. I'm flattered that you found the post inspirational.