How to eat a chocolate rabbit

[pbray]

Take the chocolate bunny personality test.

In my family there is a ritual to devouring the bunny.

First, pick up the bunny.

Second, swing the bunny and whack its head hard against a flat surface, such as a table or counter. This will stun the bunny.

Third, while the bunny is stunned and unable to feel pain, bite the head off. You may now gnaw on the rest of the bunny at leisure.

Yes, this is how we eat chocolate rabbits in our family--a tradition that has been passed on from one generation to the next. I never gave it much thought until I stunned my college roomates as I casually picked up a chocolate rabbit, whacked it against a desk, bit the head off, then asked what they were staring at.

Comments

[hundakleptisis.livejournal.com]

LOL I love it. I can see a rather funny novel in there too :)

S.J.

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

At least you did not stun your roommates by whacking *their* heads against the table!

That's a great tradition. :)

[janni.livejournal.com]

Because Passover and Easter usually overlap, I've never had the opportunity to develop my own chocolate bunny eating routine--chocolate bunnies usually containing corn syrup and other grain products. I did used to save the jelly beans I got on Easter Egg hunts so I could eat them after the holidays, though!

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

...i break their necks humanely.

o.o

[aeriedraconia.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! I never knock them out first, I just start devouring the ears and nibbling on they tiny feets.
Does this mean that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Chocolate Bunnies are gonna come after me? *chews talons nervously* Hmmm...*eyeballs chocolate bunny* What the heck! *Crunches a whole chocolate bunny*