You put your left foot in

[pbray]

Left foot washes up on beach near Vancouver. Note that this is the fifth foot found in this area since last August, but all of the previous finds have been right feet.

It's the very bizarreness of the story that captures the imagination. An entire body washing up along shore is one thing, but just feet?

Edited on 6/18 to add: and they've just found a sixth foot. A right one.

Edited on 6/19 to add: the sixth foot was a hoax--skeletonized animal paw wrapped in seaweed and stuffed in shoe. The recent news coverage has apparently brought out the crazies.

Comments

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

It's probably not an alien, just the Ogopogo (http://www.bcscc.ca/ogopogo.htm).

;^)

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Of course! Why didn't I think of it?

An Ogopogo who objects to the flavor of tennis shoes. Really it explains everything.

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

Clearly.

And really, who can blame him?