Ten things meme

Watching this meme pop up on my friends list has served to convince me that other people have led more interesting lives than I have. But for what it's worth, here goes.

Ten things I've done that most people on my friends list have not:

Biked over 120 miles in a single day. More than once.

Spent a semester inventorying punctuation marks in The Deerslayer and The Last of the Mohicans.

Broken my foot in a tae kwon do match. I went on to finish my bout.

Had a fortune teller refuse to read my palm and refund my money.

Shilled at a Vegas tradeshow for a product I had invented.

Attempted to launch a religious movement.

Steered a windjammer.

First time I was on an airplane I jumped out. (First trip was also first time skydiving. As was second, and third...).

Attended a pig roast held in my honor.

Allowed a Special Forces team to use my apartment as a safe house.