Where is my personal assistant?

[pbray]

Having triumphantly completed the final stage of the tax returns (reconciling every line item on the forms with a printed receipt to ensure no typos during data entry) I've now moved on to trying to organize other facets of my life.

Clutter has over run my house, so I've been spending the morning chucking magazines and catalogs into the recycling bin, moving reference books I've finished reading from the living room into the bookcase, and trying to psych myself up for dealing with the stack of good-but-no-longer-worn clothes that need to be donated to the thrift store. And as I'm wandering around the house, the thought strikes me--

"Where is my new British Sea Power cd?"

I bought the CD a couple of weeks ago. Logically it should be either in the car, or next to the PC, waiting to be transferred to iTunes. But I can't find it anywhere. So naturally, instead of organizing any of the massive piles of crap that really need to be tidied, I'm roaming through the house, looking for this one damn CD.

Ah, well, I didn't really think I'd get any real tidying accomplished, now did I?

Comments

[fireun.livejournal.com]

you know the cd is on the table...

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

..or in the car...

I just whittled my favorite unsold story down to 4,000 words and sent it off to Clarkesworld. This is relevant because it was a way of *avoiding* the piles of clutter which someday must be whittled themselves.

[elaine-brennan.livejournal.com]

Your personal assistant (and the CD) are in the secret pocket universe that is occasionally co-located with your house.

Sometimes sacrificing something else to the secret pocket universe will cause the return of the object(s) you're seeking.

Other times, well, the ghods of the pocket universe keep their own counsel.

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the well-wishes. I understand it's a tough market, so I won't hold my breath.

Occasionally, the ghods toss things out at random. You know how sometimes, items show up and you can't for the life of you remember where they came from?

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

See how capricious they are?
Today I got an anthology, The Best of The First Line - Editors' Picks:2002-2206.
With a story.
By me.
Selling it was nice; being best is twice as nice.