No, I will not read your f#@king script

[pbray]

Stolen from everyone, professional screenwriter Josh Olson hits the nail on the head.

The newest version of the trend is the folks I've never met who think I have nothing better to do than to read their self-published or micropress book and then give them a review blurb. Often helpfully sent to me as an attachment, which luckily 9 times out of 10 will land their email in the spam bucket, never to be seen again.

Comments

[antonstrout.livejournal.com]

I just sent you six scripts I'm toying with.. read them NOW NOW NOW!!!!

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Right after you blurb my 1M word steampunk alternate history set in an Imperial Russia ruled by a vampire Catherine the Great written without punctuation of any kind in order to create the breathtaking feeling that this is all happening right now

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

I'll blurb that for you, right after you blurb my 4-volume zombie werewolf apocalypse epic set on a desert island in the Bermuda Triangle in 2049 written entirely in lolspeak (the universal language of 40 years from now).

[pbray.livejournal.com]

but do you have the macros (illustrations) already in the manuscript? or are we still interviewing digital artists?

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

oh, the macros are in there. all the photos were taken by my seven-year-old ;)