Would you use a net or a lure?

[pbray]

Buried in this BBC News article lamenting the banning of traditional haggis in the US is this money quote:

A 2003 survey suggested that a third of US visitors to Scotland believed the haggis was an animal. Nearly a quarter thought they could catch one.

I can see it now--Catching the Haggis, the newest event in the Highland Games. :-D

Comments

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

That's the side-hill gouger. Very dangerous.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Fortunately compassionate souls have banded together to craft tiny stilts for the shorter legs, so they can be safely relocated to the lowlands.