Important safety note

[pbray]

If you give housekeys to a friend and ask them to check on your house, you should offer a firm list of do's & don'ts. Such as "Please bring in the mail, put out the trash on Wednesday, and oh yes, do not turn my house into the diplomatic outpost of Sheeplandia."

Otherwise, there's no telling what could happen.

*whistles innocently*

Comments

[jpsorrow.livejournal.com]

I disavow any knowledge of Sheeplandia.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Hypothetically speaking, if you were part of the creation of Sheeplandia, you'd be the Minister of Agriculture.

[fireun.livejournal.com]

i am intrigued and wish to know more.
give me a call tomorrow!

[chichiri-no-da.livejournal.com]

...lol.

Uh oh.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Nothing says "Welcome home" like a house filled with farm animals.

[aeriedraconia.livejournal.com]

Soooooo, whadja guys do to jennifer_dunne?

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Let's just say that she'll have lots of new roommates when she gets home.

[aeriedraconia.livejournal.com]

Hee!
I love you guys, you crack me up.

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

However, if she checks LJ, she might already be plotting her revenge.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I knew that she was internet deprived during her absence. So she was totally surprised.

[jennifer-dunne.livejournal.com]

Jennifer drives for seven hours, after partying for five days...
Unloads the back of her CRV, and is carrying two tote bags filled with books, a bag of swag, the luggage tote of uneaten food and other assorted items like hair products and a curling iron, and a suitcase (I try to carry as much in each load as possible) up the stairs from the garage...
Sees something yellow on the steps. "Did I drop something on my way out? I don't remember dropping anything." Gets closer. "It's... plastic. Positioned exactly in the middle of the stair." Creeping dread begins, as she gets even closer, and finally sees that it is "Chickens. Plastic chickens. Tricia has finally gotten her revenge for the lizards. Uh-oh."

Ninety-six plastic farm animals and ten innocent wooden lambs... six animals of which are still outstanding. And the silver letters on the door spelling out SHEEPLANDIA.

(edited to remove typo)

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Sheeplandia, Sheeplandia, Sheeplandia, Sheeplandia!
We sing of you with joy!
We bring you wood,
and bricks and stone.
But mostly sheep. And some chickens. And I think some pigs and geese...

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

*makes strongly worded mental note never, ever to give pbray or jpsorrow housekeys*

[pbray.livejournal.com]

But we're very polite vandals!

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

Very polite!
Jennifer, sorry about the chickens.
Less so about the sheep.
did you have fun?