Why yes, I'm actually evolved

I have a landline phone and live in an area that is known for its conservative politcal views. Which means that at least once a day I get a robo-telephone survey asking me for my views on gay marriage, from an organization known for cherry-picking their pool of respondents so they can report the views of the "average New Yorker."

It's the only survey I ever respond to. The writers group last night got to hear me answer the survey in which I enthusiastically disagreed with the statement that the marriage can only be between one man and one woman.

Then, after I was sure that my answer had been recorded, I expressed my contempt for the useless weasels, a la Senator Roy McDonald.

Please, New York, I know our state government is dysfunctional at the best of times, but for once do the right thing and pass the same-sex marriage act.