Can we limit ourselves to one problem at a time?

Heavy rain is falling, demolishing the snowpack, and thus our area is under a flood warning. The melted snow has transformed into giant puddles in the backyard, so I'll be spending much of today keeping an eye on my basement. Then, to add insult to injury, later today the precipitation is supposed to change over and dump 6-10 inches of snow.

Do not want.

Since suffering seems to be the theme of the day, I'm going to round it off by working on my taxes.