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250K print run
Jul. 18th, 2006 02:50 pmUSA Today brings us the story of the author who claims to be a descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Simon & Schuster is planning an initial print run of 250,000 for her autobiographical religious thriller. They're also spending $$$ to send her on a cross-country promotion tour.
Now I know what I'm doing wrong. Next time Anne asks me for an author bio I'll be sure to mention my special heritage. Mary Magdalene is passe, but hey if Joseph of Arimathea made it to Britain he could easily have stopped by Ireland, and if I think hard I know I'll be able to recall the family legends of our illustrious ancestor, as well as all the secret documentation that I will constantly allude to but never share with anyone.
Now I know what I'm doing wrong. Next time Anne asks me for an author bio I'll be sure to mention my special heritage. Mary Magdalene is passe, but hey if Joseph of Arimathea made it to Britain he could easily have stopped by Ireland, and if I think hard I know I'll be able to recall the family legends of our illustrious ancestor, as well as all the secret documentation that I will constantly allude to but never share with anyone.
