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[pbray]

Snerched from kradical

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In September, I rescued rolanni from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I fed mcurry to a Shoggoth (250 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-725 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
pbray

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