Things overheard at the bookstore

[pbray]

"Is there a Hello Kitty autopsy kit? And if not, why not?"

Comments

[diamondreads.livejournal.com]

Ack! That would freak me out!

[pbray.livejournal.com]

It would be the pinnacle of wrongness.

[diamondreads.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. I told Harlan about it and found out that he had no idea who in the world Hello kitty is. Wait till I tell the granddaughters. lol

[sizztheseed.livejournal.com]

!

[pbray.livejournal.com]

I'm still wondering if this a kit for autopsying dead H.K.'s or merely an H.K. themed kit for use in human autopsies. It makes a difference :-)

[cypherindigo.livejournal.com]

That made my morning.

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

ROFL! This person had obviously been reading Cake Wrecks (http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/07/hello-kitty.html) (scroll down to Hello Kitty cake photo #5 and you'll see what I mean...)

[califmole.livejournal.com]

Meow!

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

A couple of months ago, I made a joking comment about a Hello Kitty assault rifle. A few minutes later, my brother sent me a bunch of images, (Including the Goodbye Kitty mock-up) of same. One was clearly a toy. Several (yes, I said "several" were clearly ordinary assault rifles that had been decorated by their owners with stickers and the like. One was clearly... not. It was pink and white, with Hello Kitty on the stock and it was very, very, functional-looking.

[guinwhyte.livejournal.com]

Or the Hello Kitty death cake (http://www.kittyhell.com/2009/01/06/hello-kitty-death-cake/) from Hello Kitty Hell.

[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Ooh, both were awesome!

[pbray.livejournal.com]

And to think some people still don't believe in the Hello Kitty conspiracy to take over the world.

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

They are fools. All your Kitty are belong to us.