Feeling crafty?

[pbray]

An arts and crafts project I could get behind Build Your Own Death Ray.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

Oh, that's wonderful. The marquis will like that.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Even if I never build one, I want the "Big scary laser" sign

[allaboutm-e.livejournal.com]

Very Dr. Horrible of you!

[mtlawson.livejournal.com]

I know a few people I could use this on.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

And I'm pretty sure I can count this as tax deductible research...

[pbray.livejournal.com]

I'd have to build a spreadsheet to rank the candidates... or maybe a multidimensional database that factored in geograhpic proximity, annoyance level, annoyance frequency, potential carbon savings.....

[mtlawson.livejournal.com]

Trust a DBA to come up with that solution...

Me? I'd write a Perl script to aim and fire the weapon. ;-)

[pbray.livejournal.com]

A friend IM'ed me the link. Not sure where she found it, but somehow when she thought of BIG SCARY LASER DEATH RAY she thought of me.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

Can we rig it up to the spam filter?

[mtlawson.livejournal.com]

Sure, but those are bots anyway. We need to zap the people behind the bots.