This just in-- Benjamin Tate is a sockpuppet of Joshua Palmatier

[pbray]

Okay, I believe the official term is pseudonym, but I prefer sockpuppet. Benjamin broke the news today in his blog.

I thought they looked alike, but then again Ben was blonde, while Joshua was not.

Now I'm suspicious of everyone. Easter Bunny and Santa-- is there a reason they're never seen together? Is it possible that Santa gets bored each spring and puts on the rabbit suit? What other impersonations have I overlooked?

Come to think of it, Tony Stark looks an awful lot like Sherlock Holmes. I'm betting there's a time machine somewhere in Stark labs....

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[sylvia-rachel.livejournal.com]

::snork::

You know what else? That FBI-or-something agent who turned out to be a plant for the Vs? I knew all along she was up to no good, because SHE'S A CYLON!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

It's like that sneaky b*ghger Dan Fox. Tells everyone he's not Chaz, oh no, of course not...

[libwitch.livejournal.com]

I though Ben seemed overly friendly Friday night. I didnt get freaked out by the fact a librarian was once again getting hugged by a stranger. Who turns out was not in fact a stranger.

[slweippert.livejournal.com]

But Santa playes golf with the Easter Bunny every Christmas Day, remember?

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

Whoa...
The cat is out of the bag.
Or some small enclosed area, anyway.

Everyone knows Santa is the Easter Bunny, Patricia. Where have you been? Also the Great Pumpkin, Uncle Sam and the Arbor Day Aardvark.