Pondering life's most important questions

As "the cool aunt" I'm the one my niece turns to when she needs help answering life's important questions, such as "Is it better to date a werewolf or a vampire?"

We both agreed that dating zombies would be yucky, and dating a centaur would be confusing. Dating a fairy isn't something we can consider until we know how big they are--are they bird size or people size?

And while she's young, she already appreciates the appeal of RDJ as Iron Man, so should he make an appearance in our vicinity I'm pretty sure she'd push her cool aunt under the bus and run off with RDJ. *sniff* We've trained her so well.