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Three Musketeers
Oct. 23rd, 2011 08:02 pmIt's not the worst movie I've ever seen. It couldn't even commit to being bad, in the way that some movies are (movies where I gleefully thump Joshua's shoulder and proclaim "This is the best movie ever!") while he groans.
There were some neat parts, but the teen romances were actively painful, and took up huge chunks of screen time. Several of the main actors were incapable of acting, the dialogue aspired to be wooden, and at one point I found myself muttering "No, don't open your mouth. Just stand there and look pretty. Please, don't speak."
If you had this on DVD and could fast forward through the awful parts, there's probably a decent half hour worth watching. Too bad we had to sit through the rest.
There were some neat parts, but the teen romances were actively painful, and took up huge chunks of screen time. Several of the main actors were incapable of acting, the dialogue aspired to be wooden, and at one point I found myself muttering "No, don't open your mouth. Just stand there and look pretty. Please, don't speak."
If you had this on DVD and could fast forward through the awful parts, there's probably a decent half hour worth watching. Too bad we had to sit through the rest.