Worst case scenario - the snakes edition

[pbray]

Thanks to jennifer_dunne for brightening my day with What to do in the event of snakes on a plane. If only all airline safety briefings were this candid.

Comments

[libwitch.livejournal.com]

OMG. That is too funny. For some reason, I find the entries about flailing and self sacrifice to particularly amusing.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

The flailing was hysterical. I can just hear a flight attendant reading this aloud in that bored "You're all going to die and I won't care" voice that they use for these briefings.

[jenwrites.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for that movie. I'm pathologically excited about it.

[pbray.livejournal.com]

It will undoubtedly be the greatest movie ever. The only sadness is that you can't drink in the theater while watching it--any drinking games will have to wait until the DVD release.

[jenwrites.livejournal.com]

Sure you can. You just need to be sneaky. I recommend placing a small bottle of Wild Turkey in your pocketbook, grabbing a straw from concessions, and using it to sip booze from your purse. (This is how I tried to get through The Two Towers, to no avail.) Or maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be playing at the Premium Cinema in Framingham, which has a full bar!

[pbray.livejournal.com]

A full bar? I am insanely jealous.