Thanks to Canada for leading the way

[pbray]

Researchers in Canada have concluded that a zombie attack would lead to the collapse of civilization unless quick and aggressive actions were taken.

In their study, the researchers from the University of Ottawa and Carleton University posed a question: If there was to be a battle between zombies and the living, who would win?

Based on mathematical models they developed, it doesn't look good for humanity.

jpsorrow: Wonder if you could get your math department to sponsor a follow-on study?

Comments

[pbray.livejournal.com]

I think term limits were implemented to ensure zombie presidents were forced to leave after eight years.

But clearly more research needs to be done. Perhaps field trials....

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

True. But admit it... for a few months there, you were worried...

Are we ready to progress to field trials? Because I can suggest a few test locations. I'm fairly sure no one's using Elmira much lately;-)
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