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Coffees should come in small. So should t-shirts
Dear Retail Establishment,
I have disposable income and a predilection for shiny things. You continually bombard me with catalogs containing witty t-shirts and sweatshirts that I would love to own and wear. However, the fact that you only recognize sizes that begin with medium means that I can't wear your products.
And my sister, who would absolutely adore the "What Would Nancy Drew Do?" sweatshirt CompanyName shows on page 38, is even tinier than I am.
It's not just one catalog, it's all of them, from Wireless and Signals to the Geek catalogs. I understand that the average American is larger than they were 20 years ago, but some of us still need a size small.
Not Love, Patricia
I have disposable income and a predilection for shiny things. You continually bombard me with catalogs containing witty t-shirts and sweatshirts that I would love to own and wear. However, the fact that you only recognize sizes that begin with medium means that I can't wear your products.
And my sister, who would absolutely adore the "What Would Nancy Drew Do?" sweatshirt CompanyName shows on page 38, is even tinier than I am.
It's not just one catalog, it's all of them, from Wireless and Signals to the Geek catalogs. I understand that the average American is larger than they were 20 years ago, but some of us still need a size small.
Not Love, Patricia
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You must have an aura of tallishness.