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pbray ([personal profile] pbray) wrote2010-12-01 07:16 am

Coffees should come in small. So should t-shirts

Dear Retail Establishment,

I have disposable income and a predilection for shiny things. You continually bombard me with catalogs containing witty t-shirts and sweatshirts that I would love to own and wear. However, the fact that you only recognize sizes that begin with medium means that I can't wear your products.

And my sister, who would absolutely adore the "What Would Nancy Drew Do?" sweatshirt CompanyName shows on page 38, is even tinier than I am.

It's not just one catalog, it's all of them, from Wireless and Signals to the Geek catalogs. I understand that the average American is larger than they were 20 years ago, but some of us still need a size small.

Not Love, Patricia

[identity profile] ramblin-phyl.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't like oversized Ts to sleep in. The necklines are too wide and they fall off the shoulders.

If the T is cute I want to show it off, not hide it under the covers.

A friend is on the concom of Radcon. He had made a hot pink shirt that says "All my black shirts are dirty"