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How to eat a chocolate rabbit
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In my family there is a ritual to devouring the bunny.
First, pick up the bunny.
Second, swing the bunny and whack its head hard against a flat surface, such as a table or counter. This will stun the bunny.
Third, while the bunny is stunned and unable to feel pain, bite the head off. You may now gnaw on the rest of the bunny at leisure.
Yes, this is how we eat chocolate rabbits in our family--a tradition that has been passed on from one generation to the next. I never gave it much thought until I stunned my college roomates as I casually picked up a chocolate rabbit, whacked it against a desk, bit the head off, then asked what they were staring at.
In my family there is a ritual to devouring the bunny.
First, pick up the bunny.
Second, swing the bunny and whack its head hard against a flat surface, such as a table or counter. This will stun the bunny.
Third, while the bunny is stunned and unable to feel pain, bite the head off. You may now gnaw on the rest of the bunny at leisure.
Yes, this is how we eat chocolate rabbits in our family--a tradition that has been passed on from one generation to the next. I never gave it much thought until I stunned my college roomates as I casually picked up a chocolate rabbit, whacked it against a desk, bit the head off, then asked what they were staring at.
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